zooeydeschannoying:

what i thought eating ass would be like

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what eating ass is actually like

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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fyeahzack:

cornfedmusclepup:

captaingrumpycub:

#5 is legitimately evil, and you will go to hell for it.

lol wow

Might have to try some of these

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huggingsherlockinthetardis:

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

Pew pew

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

Pew pew

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heartbeat-lullaby:

sell0utt:

suppdel:

"do gay people even eat fast food?"😂

Awe I love this

Burger King is doing it right

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Cuddle bug #thunderbuddies

Cuddle bug #thunderbuddies